Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
In a Podiatrist's office: Time Wounds All Heels.
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals--on Wheels
At a Proctologist's door: To expedite your visit, please back in.
On a Plumber's truck: We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
On another Plumber's truck: Don't sleep with a drip; Call your plumber!
On a Church's Billboard: 7 days without God makes one weak.
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
At a Towing company: We don't charge an arm and a leg: We want tows.
On an Electrician's truck: Let Us Remove Your Shorts In a Nonsmoking Area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
O n a Maternity Room door: Push. Push. Push!
At an Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
On a Taxidermist's window: We really know our stuff.
On a Fence: Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!
At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.
Outside a Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the Electric Company We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be.
In a Restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully! We'll wait...
At a Propane Filling Station: Thank heaven for little grills.
And don't forget the sign at a CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP: Best place in town to take a leak !!!
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises!!
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